Terencehk

話說小弟(向世界恤髮)昨夜在Vlan VS2 SERVER , 開了一個名為"未恤髮 先興奮"的對抗場,是次對抗版圖是機場.
而同隊的有黑板,好威,哈姆太郎,雖說很少機會一起練習,絕對稱不上勁旅,但也非白目之流.而對手是城中極為有名氣的肥肥肥肥兔,食緊燒賣,yama跟小MM,本抱著必死的決心去應戰.ps.如果資歷較深的一批vlan l4d玩家也知道其分身之名號.
遊戲將要開始,對手們(小弟從簡,就稱作A隊吧)突然說3v4 is ok , 打算讓賽的說,更揚言a隊call藍藍路入黎,你地死梗.
當知道對手如始囂張,心內感到很不是味兒,但知道自己實力跟隊手實在相差太遠,心裹只好無奈一下.
隊手實力強橫,小弟在第一回合當屍時,共得 0 分.
幸好隊員實力高強,免強小勝數分.
中間的就不作詳細解說.
直到機場第4關,小弟的隊伍(稱WE)首回合先做怪
幸好得上帝憐憫,機緣巧合之下,成功殺死肥肥肥肥兔,結果A隊以3人過關
當WE隊做生存者的時候,A隊的某隊員突然大呼震怒,咆哮一聲,說道 " 望完未呀外掛仔 , BILL哥有神耳 , 同緊你講野呀 , 傻仔bill , 答啦 "
WE隊由於心感無奈,加上當時做生存者,所以亦沒有回應其問題,亦沒有時間打字解釋.
當進入第五關..............................
去圖啦 廢事打啦 痴線.

Terencehk

由於我(恤髮)是場主
所以可以在srcds中看到所有的文字對話, 由於當中太多無關痛癢的事, 我隨隨抽絲
可看以下文字,我並會將重點紅字
*DEAD* 小MM: 場主~可以俾個位嗎??
*DEAD* 小MM: 有FD 入
向世界恤髮: ok
*DEAD* 小MM: THX
向世界恤髮: you fd know f4 come ma?
向世界恤髮: lf no , i kick one
*DEAD* 小MM: YS
L 10/18/2009 - 01:18:40: [basecommands.smx] "向世界恤髮<3><STEAM_1:0:0><>" kicked "ondogdog<16><STEAM_1:0:0><>" (reason "")
Dropped ondogdog from server (被管理員踢出)
向世界恤髮: call your fd come
向世界恤髮: fast
Client "食緊燒賣" connected (192.168.65.90:27005).
*DEAD* 小MM: calling~~
向世界恤髮: is this?
*DEAD* 小MM: ys~ he come
Client "肥肥肥肥兔" connected (192.168.65.92:27005).
好威: go
*DEAD*(Infected) 食緊燒賣: YES
*DEAD*(Infected) 食緊燒賣: 肥肥肥
Potential vote being called
向世界恤髮: go
RoSe | 迷葬'﹏愛: = =
向世界恤髮: ?
Can't ban users on a LAN
Dropped RoSe | 迷葬'﹏愛 from server (Kicked by Console : You have been voted off)
向世界恤髮: -.-?
哈姆太郎 attacked 黑板
黑板 attacked 向世界恤髮
*DEAD* 小MM: 高對or not?
好威: no
*SPEC* ๏ۣۜSۣąiۣۨ*: can ch?
*DEAD* 向世界恤髮: no la
*DEAD* 好威: fd
*SPEC* ๏ۣۜSۣąiۣۨ*: heter @@
*DEAD* 好威: who?
*SPEC* ๏ۣۜSۣąiۣۨ*: 對面有冇位
*DEAD* 向世界恤髮: no
*SPEC* ๏ۣۜSۣąiۣۨ*: = =對面都冇= =
*SPEC* ๏ۣۜSۣąiۣۨ*: 恤髮你re ser= =
*DEAD* 向世界恤髮: 4 fd
*DEAD* 黑板: 4fd= =
*DEAD* 向世界恤髮: you **侮辱成份**-.-\
*SPEC* ๏ۣۜSۣąiۣۨ*: 我同你打= ="
*SPEC* ๏ۣۜSۣąiۣۨ*: 都係唔見kaikai = ="
*SPEC* ๏ۣۜSۣąiۣۨ*: 又呃尻我= ="
(Survivor) 肥肥肥肥兔: bb係門口搵我
*DEAD* 向世界恤髮: 點解會見到kaikai呢
*SPEC* ๏ۣۜSۣąiۣۨ*: 佢話陪我玩= =
*DEAD* 黑板: = =
(Survivor) AA: go?
*DEAD* 向世界恤髮: 陪你 not us
Dropped 【殘兵】望你比車撞 from server (Disconnect by user.)
*DEAD* 黑板: mo online @-@
(Spectator) ๏ۣۜSۣąiۣۨ*: 咩屎?
*SPEC* ๏ۣۜSۣąiۣۨ*: 咩屎?
*SPEC* ๏ۣۜSۣąiۣۨ*: 撈咩屎?
TLK_IDLE: TeenGirl is remarking; will not idle
*SPEC* ๏ۣۜSۣąiۣۨ*: not us= =?
Dropped ๏ۣۜSۣąiۣۨ* from server (Disconnect by user.)
*DEAD* 好威: gogog
小MM: wait 1 wait
食緊燒賣: WAIT
食緊燒賣: 吹緊雞
小MM:  -.-
*DEAD* 向世界恤髮: go?
食緊燒賣: 都話吹緊雞
*DEAD* 向世界恤髮: -.-
小MM: 佢吹緊-.- ....
*DEAD* 向世界恤髮: 吹乜野雞呢
食緊燒賣: 好~aa你可以走啦
食緊燒賣: 88
Potential vote being called
AA: that means i will be kicked later?-.-
好威: ...
(Survivor) 肥肥肥肥兔: 按錯
(Survivor) 肥肥肥肥兔: yes
(Survivor) 肥肥肥肥兔: u can go now
Potential vote being called
Dropped AA from server (Disconnect by user.)
Entity 9 (class 'player') reported ENTITY_CHANGE_NONE but 'm_vocalizationSubject' changed.
Client "tom" connected (192.168.65.18:27005).
小MM: 叫左藍藍路
食緊燒賣: 你地死緊

食緊燒賣: re?
食緊燒賣: 3v 4其實都ok
小MM: 開到高對無?
L 10/18/2009 - 01:29:18: [basecommands.smx] "向世界恤髮<3><STEAM_1:0:0><>" kicked "Louis<28><BOT><>" (reason "")
L 10/18/2009 - 01:29:22: [all4dead-uf.smx] (向世界恤髮<3><STEAM_1:0:0><>) 召喚了一名電腦倖存者
*DEAD* 黑板: 3v4- -?
食緊燒賣: yes
食緊燒賣: u want?
*DEAD* 黑板: god!
L 10/18/2009 - 01:29:40: [all4dead-uf.smx] (向世界恤髮<3><STEAM_1:0:0><>) 已建立了 first_aid_kit
*DEAD* 黑板: we are new/ . \
食緊燒賣: 我都係第二日玩姐嘛
小MM: 我最老~第4日
小MM: gogogo
come: sos
(Survivor) come: ?
小MM attacked 肥肥肥肥兔
(Survivor) come: NO爆mic
*DEAD*(Infected) 小MM: 幫手啦-.-
哈姆太郎 attacked 好威
TLK_IDLE: Biker is remarking; will not idle
TLK_IDLE: Biker is remarking; will not idle
Entity 263 (class 'infected') reported ENTITY_CHANGE_NONE but 'm_hEffectEntity' changed.
*DEAD*(Infected) yama: 比人推-.-
哈姆太郎 attacked 黑板
好威 attacked 哈姆太郎
*DEAD*(Infected) 肥肥肥肥兔: **侮辱成份**9
*DEAD*(Infected) yama: lol
哈姆太郎 attacked 好威
TLK_IDLE: Biker is remarking; will not idle
SV_StartSound: player/smoker/voice/idle/Smoker_SpotPrey_08.wav not precached (0)
黑板 attacked 向世界恤髮
*DEAD*(Infected) yama: **侮辱成份**9
哈姆太郎 attacked 好威
*DEAD*(Infected) 肥肥肥肥兔: >_<!!!!!
Entity 304 (class 'infected') reported ENTITY_CHANGE_NONE but 'm_hEffectEntity' changed.
黑板 attacked 向世界恤髮
*DEAD*(Infected) yama: -_-
Entity 262 (class 'infected') reported ENTITY_CHANGE_NONE but 'm_hEffectEntity' changed.
黑板 attacked 向世界恤髮
*DEAD*(Infected) 肥肥肥肥兔: - -
TLK_IDLE: Biker is remarking; will not idle
*DEAD*(Infected) 肥肥肥肥兔: 都話食魚蛋啦
*DEAD* yama: wc
*DEAD* 食緊燒賣: wait
*DEAD* 食緊燒賣: wc
向世界恤髮: what?
*DEAD* 食緊燒賣: thx
*DEAD* yama: wc
*DEAD* 食緊燒賣: 有品果然
*DEAD*(Infected) yama: 妖
*DEAD*(Infected) yama: cheat
*DEAD*(Infected) 肥肥肥肥兔: = =
TLK_IDLE: TeenGirl is remarking; will not idle
TLK_IDLE: TeenGirl is remarking; will not idle
向世界恤髮 attacked 哈姆太郎
Entity 320 (class 'infected') reported ENTITY_CHANGE_NONE but 'm_clientLookatTarget' changed.
Entity 257 (class 'infected') reported ENTITY_CHANGE_NONE but 'm_clientLookatTarget' changed.
Entity 258 (class 'infected') reported ENTITY_CHANGE_NONE but 'm_clientLookatTarget' changed.
Entity 262 (class 'infected') reported ENTITY_CHANGE_NONE but 'm_clientLookatTarget' changed.
Entity 265 (class 'infected') reported ENTITY_CHANGE_NONE but 'm_clientLookatTarget' changed.
Entity 362 (class 'infected') reported ENTITY_CHANGE_NONE but 'm_clientLookatTarget' changed.
Entity 269 (class 'infected') reported ENTITY_CHANGE_NONE but 'm_clientLookatTarget' changed.
Entity 238 (class 'infected') reported ENTITY_CHANGE_NONE but 'm_clientLookatTarget' changed.
SV_StartSound: player/Boomer/voice/idle/Boomer_Lurk_06.wav not precached (0)
*DEAD*(Infected) 肥肥肥肥兔: 黑板好多次都係 -_-
好威 attacked 向世界恤髮
*DEAD*(Infected) 肥肥肥肥兔: = =

*DEAD* 肥肥肥肥兔: 望完未呀外掛仔
TLK_IDLE: TeenGirl is remarking; will not idle
*DEAD* 食緊燒賣: BILL哥有神耳
哈姆太郎 attacked 向世界恤髮
Entity 220 (class 'infected') reported ENTITY_CHANGE_NONE but 'm_hEffectEntity' changed.
*DEAD* 食緊燒賣: 同緊你講野呀
*DEAD* 食緊燒賣: 傻仔bill
*DEAD* 食緊燒賣: 答啦

*DEAD*(Infected) yama: 人地都知-.-
*DEAD*(Infected) yama: 是但搞
*DEAD*(Infected) 小MM: ...
*DEAD*(Infected) yama: 用boomer 放佢血--
*DEAD*(Infected) yama: 你讚人 有d驚-.-
*DEAD* 小MM: wa
Client "Monday" connected (192.168.65.42:27005).
*DEAD* 肥肥肥肥兔: WOO
*DEAD* 小MM: 呢下真係
*DEAD* 食緊燒賣: 球其試下都試到-.-
*DEAD* 肥肥肥肥兔: good shoot wor
*DEAD* 食緊燒賣: 係我no.1面前用外掛用到咁出面
*DEAD* 食緊燒賣: 你地都幾醒目-.-
*DEAD* 肥肥肥肥兔: 係肥兔面前用外掛 !!!!!
TLK_IDLE: TeenGirl is remarking; will not idle
yama: 都知道左啦-.-用明顯d啦
Entity 284 (class 'infected') reported ENTITY_CHANGE_NONE but 'm_clientLookatTarget' changed.
*DEAD* 食緊燒賣: 咁我都明既-.-
*DEAD* 食緊燒賣: 玩左咁耐都係玩唔勁
Entity 150 (class 'infected') reported ENTITY_CHANGE_NONE but 'm_hEffectEntity' changed.
*DEAD* 食緊燒賣: 係要用下
哈姆太郎 attacked 向世界恤髮
向世界恤髮 attacked 黑板
好威 attacked 向世界恤髮
哈姆太郎 attacked 向世界恤髮
SV_StartSound: player/Boomer/voice/idle/Boomer_Lurk_04.wav not precached (0)
好威 attacked 哈姆太郎
哈姆太郎 attacked 好威
*DEAD*(Infected) yama: 除左我
*DEAD*(Infected) 肥肥肥肥兔: 好普遍 -.-
*DEAD*(Infected) yama: -.-呢排小玩左好多
黑板: who is no.1??
*DEAD*(Infected) 肥肥肥肥兔: 痴線

*DEAD* 食緊燒賣: 用得最明顯果個唔好咁多廢話pls
食緊燒賣: 準心太正boomer
食緊燒賣: 明明幾咖車
食緊燒賣: 唔好太明顯,恤發
黑板: win@@
*DEAD* 小MM: 玩高對?
食緊燒賣: 就住就住黎用,係殺得慢d

(Survivor) 食緊燒賣: **不良詞語**~我老母返左黎,無得爆mic
Client "小小角色" connected (192.168.65.70:27005).
(Survivor) yama: gd
(Survivor) 肥肥肥肥兔: = =
(Survivor) 食緊燒賣: 好**粗口****侮辱成份**..成日懶死係屋企
(Survivor) 肥肥肥肥兔: 冇錢嘖
(Survivor) 肥肥肥肥兔: 你比錢佢上去玩
小MM: 等~re ip
(Survivor) 食緊燒賣: 大把啦條**粗口**樣

yama: 疾夠未
小MM: admin 攪乜-.-
食緊燒賣: 玩怪要關番外掛
Client "Monday" connected (192.168.65.42:27005).
食緊燒賣: 正常既
*DEAD* 黑板: 2mins wait wait=]
小MM: 我以為我ip有事
(Survivor) yama: 用hun 推90度
(Survivor) 小MM: lag?
*DEAD* 向世界恤髮: ok sor
yama: 熄完未
yama: go
(Spectator) Monday: 唔係掛- -
SV_StartSound: player/tank/voice/breathe/Tank_Dormant_06.wav not precached (0)
SV_StartSound: player/tank/voice/breathe/Tank_Dormant_07.wav not precached (0)
SV_StartSound: player/tank/voice/breathe/Tank_Dormant_05.wav not precached (0)
SV_StartSound: player/tank/voice/breathe/Tank_Dormant_07.wav not precached (0)
yama attacked 食緊燒賣
(Spectator) Monday: 玩其他場就可能易D知
(Spectator) Monday: 呢關真係唔似
小MM: gg
yama: g9g
小MM: 玩高對?
食緊燒賣: g9g= =
肥肥肥肥兔: g9g
(Spectator) Monday: 好睇
(Spectator) Monday: 如果佢地玩其他
食緊燒賣: ag 玩高對><

[ 本帖最後由 Terencehk 於 2009-10-18 04:01 編輯 ]

rabbitsvssheep

第1次比人話用外掛.........好開心呢

rabbitsvssheep

咁多黑板 attacked 向世界恤髮既= =
我邊有打你

rabbitsvssheep

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原帖由 manuhin 於 2009-10-18 04:07 發表
食緊燒賣: 係我no.1面前用外掛用到咁出面  

堅野....唔知係唔係真既呢....
yama 你比卡超=]

Terencehk

精華版
食緊燒賣: WAIT
食緊燒賣: 吹緊雞
小MM:  -.-
*DEAD* 向世界恤髮: go?
食緊燒賣: 都話吹緊雞
*DEAD* 向世界恤髮: -.-
小MM: 佢吹緊-.- ....
*DEAD* 向世界恤髮: 吹乜野雞呢
食緊燒賣: 好~aa你可以走啦
食緊燒賣: 88

話有fd入都算啦,講到明吹雞,大佬呀 打機咋,唔係打仗呀 aa慘被踢走


小MM: 叫左藍藍路
食緊燒賣: 你地死緊

食緊燒賣: re?
食緊燒賣: 3v 4其實都ok
小MM: 開到高對無?
*DEAD* 黑板: 3v4- -?
食緊燒賣: yes
食緊燒賣: u want?
*DEAD* 黑板: god!
L 10/18/2009 - 01:29:40: [all4dead-uf.smx] (向世界恤髮<3><STEAM_1:0:0><>) 已建立了 first_aid_kit
*DEAD* 黑板: we are new/ . \
食緊燒賣: 我都係第二日玩姐嘛
小MM: 我最老~第4日
小MM: gogogo

想學,又要威,又要戴頭盔,必修之選

*DEAD*(Infected) yama: 妖
*DEAD*(Infected) yama: cheat
*DEAD*(Infected) 肥肥肥肥兔: = =
*DEAD*(Infected) 肥肥肥肥兔: 黑板好多次都係 -_-
好威 attacked 向世界恤髮
*DEAD*(Infected) 肥肥肥肥兔: = =
*DEAD* 肥肥肥肥兔: 望完未呀外掛仔
TLK_IDLE: TeenGirl is remarking; will not idle
*DEAD* 食緊燒賣: BILL哥有神耳
哈姆太郎 attacked 向世界恤髮
Entity 220 (class 'infected') reported ENTITY_CHANGE_NONE but 'm_hEffectEntity' changed.
*DEAD* 食緊燒賣: 同緊你講野呀
*DEAD* 食緊燒賣: 傻仔bill
*DEAD* 食緊燒賣: 答啦

無奈的隊員,慘遭誤解為傻仔


*DEAD* 肥肥肥肥兔: WOO
*DEAD* 小MM: 呢下真係
*DEAD* 食緊燒賣: 球其試下都試到-.-
*DEAD* 肥肥肥肥兔: good shoot wor
*DEAD* 食緊燒賣: 係我no.1面前用外掛用到咁出面
*DEAD* 食緊燒賣: 你地都幾醒目-.-
*DEAD* 肥肥肥肥兔: 係肥兔面前用外掛 !!!!!
TLK_IDLE: TeenGirl is remarking; will not idle
yama: 都知道左啦-.-用明顯d啦
Entity 284 (class 'infected') reported ENTITY_CHANGE_NONE but 'm_clientLookatTarget' changed.
*DEAD* 食緊燒賣: 咁我都明既-.-
*DEAD* 食緊燒賣: 玩左咁耐都係玩唔勁

呢段真係精華所在,呀邊個邊個, steam l4d果邊有冇請你做鑑賞外掛專員?呢個世界上,唔係淨係得你地可以勁,你地勁就覺得人地能力不能所及?閣下是上帝?有全知的能力?
高手們多如浩瀚海洋,為何要以自己標準套在別人身上?
在自己的領域外就是外掛?

大家玩遊戲,是求開心,求輕鬆,為何要大動真氣,作勢裝兇?
何不互相欣賞?作為交流也好,作為目標也好,也應抱著學習態度.

小翔=P

嘩樓主你好勁@@連no.1佢地都打得win,幾時打番場 教下做細既點玩l4d

EDDIE6446

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原帖由 Terencehk 於 2009-10-18 04:12 發表
精華版
食緊燒賣: WAIT
食緊燒賣: 吹緊雞
小MM:  -.-
*DEAD* 向世界恤髮: go?
食緊燒賣: 都話吹緊雞
*DEAD* 向世界恤髮: -.-
小MM: 佢吹緊-.- ....
*DEAD* 向世界恤髮: 吹乜野雞呢
食緊燒賣: 好~aa你可以走啦
食緊燒 ...

睇完成段 有點無奈 =口=

既然你地唔係外掛, 咁可以唔洗理佢地講咩

既然佢地覺得你地外掛, 可以唔同你地打, 亦都唔需要咁講

感覺上無証劇就話人外掛有點兒戲

(P.S.  好威係你地果隊都贏到, 果然犀利! 講笑 )

[ 本帖最後由 EDDIE6446 於 2009-10-18 06:45 編輯 ]

rabbitsvssheep

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原帖由 EDDIE6446 於 2009-10-18 06:43 發表


睇完成段 有點無奈 =口=

既然你地唔係外掛, 咁可以唔洗理佢地講咩

既然佢地覺得你地外掛, 可以唔同你地打, 亦都唔需要咁講

感覺上無証劇就話人外掛有點兒戲

(P.S.  好威係你地果隊都贏到, 果然犀利! ...

好威同哈姆太郎係朋友仔,
打起上黎都幾合拍=]

Terencehk

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原帖由 EDDIE6446 於 2009-10-18 06:43 發表


睇完成段 有點無奈 =口=

既然你地唔係外掛, 咁可以唔洗理佢地講咩

既然佢地覺得你地外掛, 可以唔同你地打, 亦都唔需要咁講

感覺上無証劇就話人外掛有點兒戲

(P.S.  好威係你地果隊都贏到, 果然犀利! ...

其實係佢地心浮氣燥加上輕敵先會落得如始下場,勝利只是幸運

rabbitsvssheep

吹雞.串人,話要3v4真係好唔要得囉
玩左咁耐都係咁無品~_~

Terencehk

太過目中無人了吧

skyvv45

我想睇下張圖

chung227

晒鬼氣啦..d"高手"成日大家玩比面派對...入到埸見到就乜哥乜哥咁..
佢地果d"高手"唔識ge...咪唔係高手囉...得佢地d乜哥乜哥先可以係高手...
跟住見你勁咩?佢地人多..三五成群話你外掛...你吹得佢脹咩?
冇計嫁..人地係game都出晒名勁嫁啦...依家輸左喎..點認姐?咁可以點呀?咪話你外掛囉恤髮!!

不過有樣野都幾搞笑...*DEAD* 食緊燒賣: 係我no.1面前用外掛用到咁出面
尼句即係點呢?意思即係話佢自己用外掛用到好熟??所以一睇就知你用外掛呀??
定意思係因為佢覺得自己已經係最勁??係l4d ge no.1??所以羸左佢就係外掛??
恕我個人比較蠢...我真係諗唔明...

不過有樣野我真係好想講ge...可能你打機真係好勁...好醒...
咁你都唔可以排除其他人都勁嫁??唔係淨係得你同埋你d比面朋友先勁嫁..
仲有就係..打機都係為開心姐...羸左唔洗串嫁...輸左又唔洗賴隊友ge...
尼樣野係我同恤髮,黑板佢地打ge時候學番尼ge..佢地就算同d唔識ge隊友打...
輸左...咪一笑置之囉...打機渣ma..有咩好賴姐?
當然每個人都好想同勁人一隊...但在我尼講...我更想同d有品ge隊友一隊...
即使佢唔係l4d ge第一名,亦唔係出晒名勁...但起碼打ge時候會開心d...

建議上面d"高手"們...第1名...如果覺得佢係外掛咪好似eddie6446咁講...唔好同佢打囉...
"高手"們又要打...又要話人外掛...咁輸左講尼做咩姐?
再唔係ge...咪試下約佢地出去網吧打44囉...咁大家都冇得用外掛...
好過你係屋企見人地羸左就估人地用外掛啦...

我係舔舔(雖然冇人識)...有咩指教可以打出尼大家傾下!!

[ 本帖最後由 chung227 於 2009-10-18 14:00 編輯 ]

kacca450

no.1班人真係冇禮貌...同佢地玩貶低左自己身份....
其實唔通佢地有玩外掛都周圍同人講咩....邊個知呀呢d野...