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作者: cocacola_    時間: 2008-11-18 14:34     標題: 破處

先網頁
http://helpavirgin.com/

內容大概咁
Well guys, here's the deal: I'm 25 years old and still a virgin. Yes, I know, it's pretty weird... I've always been a shy guy, and as time passed I just got too old. To be honest, I'm not quite happy about this, as one would figure.
Actually, I almost lost it once. I had a girlfriend when I was 23. But in the end pretty much nothing happened - she left me for a guy that had more money than I did. I don't think I'm ugly looking, I'm just not good with this kind of stuff. And since then I also have a trauma of sorts.
Anyway. I'm going to tell you why I set up this website. I made a bet with a friend of mine (my only friend who knows about this situation, and who is, by the way, very pretty): if I get 5 million unique hits for this website until New Year's eve, she's going to "help" me. It's exactly what you're thinking! If I can't do it, I'll have to do anything she wants for a whole month.
So, I ask to whoever is reading this: tell about this website to everyone you know!! Please, help me! You just have to enter the website. I'm doing all I can. Thanks

我簡單咁翻譯下好了
某人響元旦前呢個網點擊夠五百萬次,有個索女同佢玩佢既第1次

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好似好慘咁...(對比香港而家d後生...冇得救喇)
世界風氣都變喇

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作者: outgoingkan    時間: 2008-11-18 14:41

佢想叫你點個webside幫佢，對我又冇數，佢又有野食，幫佢都晒氣

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作者: 斷玉    時間: 2008-11-18 14:47

咪就係
又唔係同我WOR
我係唔會CLICK入去

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作者: outgoingkan    時間: 2008-11-18 14:57

佢咁有誠意，俾d誠意我$.$ 我會考慮幫下佢$.$

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作者: W_a    時間: 2008-11-18 17:18

唔明搞咩

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作者: 斷玉    時間: 2008-11-18 17:55

引用:

原帖由 ㄨ無名﹏華 於 2008-11-18 17:18 發表
唔明搞咩

..............................
你講堅=.=??

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作者: W_a    時間: 2008-11-18 18:03

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原帖由 斷玉 於 2008-11-18 17:55 發表

..............................
你講堅=.=??

你搵個英文白痴 睇英文......

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作者: 斷玉    時間: 2008-11-18 18:06

唔想再詳細翻譯....
睇下樓主呢句啦

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我簡單咁翻譯下好了
某人響元旦前呢個網點擊夠五百萬次,有個索女同佢玩佢既第1次

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作者: 小鹿索柏    時間: 2008-11-18 18:18

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原帖由 斷玉 於 2008-11-18 18:06 發表
唔想再詳細翻譯....
睇下樓主呢句啦

佢係23歲識左條女,條女就講左如果個網站有5百萬點擊就幫下佢變成大人
我諗住幫條友一次,,,,,,,

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作者: 斷玉    時間: 2008-11-18 18:22

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原帖由 小鹿索柏 於 2008-11-18 18:18 發表

佢係23歲識左條女,條女就講左如果個網站有5百萬點擊就幫下佢變成大人
我諗住幫條友一次,,,,,,,

自私的話：唔係同我~我係唔會幫

正常的話：不明網站~~恕難從命

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作者: 張仲良    時間: 2008-11-18 18:44

徵破處的網站.....(果真雷！)

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作者: W_a    時間: 2008-11-18 18:47

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原帖由 斷玉 於 2008-11-18 18:06 發表
唔想再詳細翻譯....
睇下樓主呢句啦

.............無奈中....太囧了

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作者: 斷玉    時間: 2008-11-18 18:49

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原帖由 張仲良 於 2008-11-18 18:44 發表
徵破處的網站.....(果真雷！)

咁你夠唔夠雷先？

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作者: SeEd_帥東    時間: 2008-11-18 19:23

係我都甘做啦..等咩丫..破啦

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作者: ricky3210    時間: 2008-11-18 22:59

Wired ppl=  =

why doesn't he get a prostitute to help him?

it makes his life easiler!!!

lol

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作者: Maxㄨ賢    時間: 2008-11-18 23:15

我想知佢其他係講咩

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作者: 斷情    時間: 2008-11-19 10:10

2+連100萬都無,機會都好少下

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作者: cocacola_    時間: 2008-11-19 13:10

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原帖由 斷情 於 19-11-2008 10:10 發表
2+連100萬都無,機會都好少下

我本身仲想同佢掛連點睇下得唔得的說-.-結果唔得

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